Dembot: How Money Determines Elections

dembot:

Over the years, I’ve learned a few things about politics because my Dad was a major influence to the Democratic party and I payed attention to a lot of the things he was doing. He was a great man in my book and became one of the happiest people I have ever met, a workaholic entrepreneur driven…

“Whoever has the most money, has the most money to spend and whoever spends the most money, wins.”
Spent in Iowa
Santorum- 0.02 M
Romney- 1.5 M
Paul 2.7 M
Gingrich 1.5 M
Perry- 6 M

The OFFICIAL Texts From Bennett FaceBook page.

textsfrombennett:

Unfortunately there’s about 15 rip-off Facebook pages, so we decided to create one. Like us on Facebook!

Love how this dude is getting pissed that his original humor content is being used without his consent.

interweber:

I never laugh at these because I’m SURE most of them are fake. This one though, this one I laughed at because I feel like it’s the real deal. Also, I love when you purposely ‘teach’ your iPhone a special word or phrase, because you KNOOOOWWWWW that’s gonna turn up somewhere soon.
(via Damn You Auto Correct! » The 25 Funniest Autocorrects Of DYAC’s First Year)

naw.. yea

interweber:

I never laugh at these because I’m SURE most of them are fake. This one though, this one I laughed at because I feel like it’s the real deal. Also, I love when you purposely ‘teach’ your iPhone a special word or phrase, because you KNOOOOWWWWW that’s gonna turn up somewhere soon.

(via Damn You Auto Correct! » The 25 Funniest Autocorrects Of DYAC’s First Year)

naw.. yea

inothernews:

topherchris:

Wow!

Translated: “Arizona raises you.”

Edwina’s insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.

inothernews:

topherchris:

Wow!

Translated: “Arizona raises you.”

Edwina’s insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.

(Source: totalbabe)

maxsilvestri:

Um, let’s all quit comedy because apparently Liam Neeson is already the best at it. Incredible.

(This is a clip from that new Ricky Gervais/Warwick Davis show.)