ladymisskate:

“How the fuck do you owe China, B? How do I tell my daughter with a straight face that capitalism is a better system than communism if we borrowing all of our fucking money from the biggest communist country on the fucking planet?”

This dude rules.

Matt: Hey Ken check this out, this guy makes a lot of sense!

Ken: No shizzite! This guys speaks truth to power!!

Jess: Yea! Wait so the budget deficit is to be thought of as America’s checkbook? 

Ken: Um, yea I think.. uh.. yea! 

Jess: Ok yea, and then if I’M not allowed to spend more than I earn, HOW CAN THEY!

Matt: Zackly! It’s bullshit!!

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